Dog Might Games
The company was willed into existence over 2000 years ago by a pair of insane axe-wielding Viking Lumberjack Gods. The Viking Lumberjack Gods had already been converting local Ents and their less animated cousins, 'trees', into high quality tabletop gaming gear for centuries.
With the advent of the worldwide series of informational tubes the Viking Lumberjack Gods realized that it was time to share their harvest with the rest of humanity. They opened the doors of Dog Might Games so all mortals could enjoy the bounty of Ent corpses converted into utilitarian gaming hardware.
The company looks forward to launching more Kickstarter projects, touring the trade show circuit, and causing general mayhem over the coming centuries.
2000 sqft. of Awesome
All of our wood products are crafted on-site in our wood shop which is based out of Valhalla. The shop is a fully equipped Viking Lumberjack paradise that doubles as our weekly gaming area.
We strive to bring the highest quality Ent corpses to our customers. Having a full wood shop on site allows us to control every aspect of the process, and guarantees protection from Frost Giant attacks.
Live near Valhalla? Drop by for a pint of mead!
Mike co-founded Dog Might as a step forward in his tabletop gaming interests and as a new venue for his longtime love of woodworking.
With over two thousand years of fine woodworking experience, his vision is the driving force behind the creation of Dog Might's kick-ass gaming gear.
Prone to 'seizures of rage' Mike is usuallay chained up in the attic during non-business hours.
Michael C Konas
A creative powerhouse with an impressive skill set, Michael C Konas co-founded Dog Might and continues to push the envelope of high quality woodworking.
Michael holds an MFA in painting from the University of Valhalla where he is also an adjunct Professor of Blunted Weapons. He has been a professional artist for 2500 years and has over 2 million pieces in private and commercial collections.
Michael enjoys long walks on the beach and chopping down trees with his bare hands.
A roughneck Barbarian from the frozen north, Puzz joins Dog Might as shop Foreman and general bad-ass.
Puzz brings his rolicking passion for creation to the team along with his epic HASTEN CRAFTING area effect (All lumberjacks in a 50 ft. radius gain CON+2, STR+2, DEX+2. duration: 10 hrs. Save: none. Usage: Once per day).
In his spare time Puzz uses his teeth to convert old saw blades into usable nails.
Head of Wooden Treesources, Lumberjack
A Hatchet Wielding Rogue by trade, Dylan bolsters the team with his manical laughter and threatening demeanor.
As Head of Wooden Treesources, Dylan can be found threatening logs, trees, saplings, bushes, and roughsawn timber. His posture alone can straighten warped wood; a single word can cause rough lumber to mill itself.
Dylan also has an interest in the Dark Arts of Timbermancy, occassionally summoning wooden golums to aid in his day to day activities.
With hands made of 60 grit sandpaper, Justin oversees all aspects of punishing trees with friction.
Justin is at home on the sanding table or any other extremely dusty environment as he requires 10% sawdust in the atmosphere just to survive. Breathing copious amount of sawdust has allowed Justin to develop telepathic abilities to be able to comminucate directly with wood.
Justin's lifelong dream is to be able to go out in public without wearing gloves.
Wood Samurai, Lumberjack
Hailing from the near East this eight foot tall Student of the Blade has trained his entire life to hack, cleave, chop, and or slash all objects in his path.
His friendly demeanor makes him the most likable member of the team, which is offset by his desire to cut everything around him.
Zach is a frequent winner of the monthly Goblin Chopping contest, and can often be seen trying to cut things with his mind.
A lifelong Reaver from the Boreal Forests of the West, this menacing figure leaves a swath of destruction wherever he travels.
His potent natural aura causes nearby trees to weep maple syrup and fell themselves for a chance to earn his mercy.
Brian enjoys playing with newborn puppies and cold blooded murder in the deep shadows of the forest where there are no sounds and no people and it's easy to hide corpses under the fallen branches of dead trees where no one will ever find you.
Head of Cainine Resources
With a CPA earned from the Dog House Academy, Soleil brings her loyalty and dogged determination to the team. Her resume boasts a lively zest for life, and willingness to carouse with Rangers and Fighters alike.
Soleil can often be fonud in the backyard pooping out wood chips and small twigs.
Kick Ass Guarantee
Guaranteed to blow your socks off
We are a small group of Lumberjacks that are devoted to ensuring that every one of our customers is filled with joyous celebration.
When you open your item for the first time, don't be surprised if you experience one of the following: prolonged speechlessness; immediate unexpected bowel movements; or bleeding eyeballs.
If this does not occur, or for any reason you are not 100% satisfied, contact us and we will make it right.
The Art of Finishing
Hint: It's hard.
We have spent countless hours refining and perfecting our finishing process to bring you some of the most stunning pieces of art available. Many woodworkers avoid custom finishes as it is very time and labor intensive. High quality finishing is a source of pride at Dog Might. One third of our shop is dedicated to the finishing process.
Our in house professional artist has over 20 years of experience, and mixes all of his own custom tints and varnishes. Every product has a triple coat of varnish, guaranteeing a lifetime of durability and performance.
In creating products that are intended for a lifetime of use we felt that hand rubbed oil finishes were not of high enough quality and durability for our products. Our custom varnishes and tints do not require reapplication, are highly water resistant, and help protect from UV rays and humidity.